What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:22

-All the bad guys are black.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Diamonds Are Forever
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Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
Octopussy
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
From Russia With Love
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…